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The Website Is Down: Sales Guy vs. Web Dude *this is not my work - all credits go to thewebsiteisdown.com* After much taping, editing, deleting, drinking and swearing we are proud to present... Sales Guy vs. Web Dude! A mashup of true and mostly-true stories from IT hell. If you've ever called tech support and wondered what the hell they are doing down there... well, this should answer some questions for you. Created by: Josh Weinberg Sales Guy: Casey Cochran Web Dude: Josh Weinberg Trevor from Arvada: Jesse JohnsonWhitefellow (The Boss): Josh Childs Sales Manager Nancy: Ruth SherrodIrving Music By: Rap Team - myspace.com/rapteam User interface Open Source Credits: // VT100.js: fzort.org/bi/o.php // Released under the GNU LGPL v2.1, by Frank Bi Thanks To: Apple, Skype, Linus Torvalds, SuSE Linux, Redhat Linux, VmWare, AOL, HijackPro and Microsoft (for creating so many things to make fun of). Please Enjoy. If you have problems logging in then just try harder. Please don't sue me. halo gaming unix animation short film trailer geek nerd humor machinima . Tags: Website Down Sales Guy vs Web Dude funny tech support halo entertainment short film video game it unix nerd geek gaming |
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Introduction to Website Optimizer Webinar Tom Leung discusses the importance and benefits of optimizing your website's design and content. He provides a detailed introduction to Website Optimizer, reviews the product's core features, and walks through a simple A/B test. October 30, 2007. Tags: Google Tom Leung Website Optimizer Webinar |
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How to Make Your Own Website In this 6-minute tutorial you'll learn how to make your own profit-making website. You'll use Yahoo, Yahoo SiteBuilder and Revver. Your money will come from Google Adsense ads, Revver affiliate fees and Amazon affiliate fees. Tags: nalts cubebreak website online video how to make revver adsense affiliate profit |
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Photoshop Tutorial Slice and Export a Website Layout + HTML Welcome to this video tutorial! We will learn how to take a Photoshop created web page layout template and slice it into individual pieces and then export it with an HTML file. We will cover user slices, layer based slices, auto slices, naming slices, assigning links to slices, alternate text for slices, creating multiple slices at one time, previewing our file in a web browser, saving individual slices as gifs or jpgs from the same document, and exporting a fully functional HTML file to go along with all of it. Please enjoy and don't forget to check out the site http://www.tutvid.com Tags: Adobe Photoshop Tutorial Training Web Page Webpage Site Website Template Layout Slicing Optimize for Optimizing |
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Gato Fedorento: Super Mariza http://gatofedorento.rtp.pt Vídeos do programa Diz Que É Uma Espécie de Magazine - Gato Fedorento - Programa de 16 de Dezembro 2007 --- Uma dica sobre quem poderá resolver o problema de portugal Tags: rtp rtp1 canal gato gatos fedorento fedorentos magazine especie mariza super problema resolver dica |
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Basic HTML and CSS Tutorial. Howto make website from scratch You can put your site on the web using a free host http://blog.jimmyr.com/List_of_Webhosting_Companies_17_2008.php Yeah, it's long. #1 requested tutorial on my page is how to make your own site though. I guess it beats those "learn html in 24 hours" books in any case. See the freehosts below on how to put your page online. w3 html and css http://www.w3schools.com/html/ http://www.w3schools.com/css/default.asp Simple HTML/CSS Layout Examples http://blog.html.it/layoutgala/ http://www.code-sucks.com/css%20layouts/faux-css-layouts/ http://www.mycelly.com/ http://www.thenoodleincident.com/tutorials/box_lesson/boxes.html Simple CSS Formatter http://csstypeset.com/ HTML testing Sandbox http://htmlsandbox.com/ CSS cheat sheet http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=css+cheat+sheet&btnG=Search HTML Cheat sheet http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=html+cheat+sheet&btnG=Search Group that standardizes html http://www.w3.org/ MetaTags http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&pwst=1&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=meta+tags&spell=1 doctype http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=doctype&btnG=Search Adding Images as backgrounds http://www.w3schools.com/css/css_background.asp RGB Color You can indicate color by using RGB mode too. eg. #336699 is a nice blue google likes to use. It stands for 33 red, 66 green, and 99 blue in hexadecimal. Here's a RGB color picker http://www.siteprocentral.com/html_color_code.html Domains cost money, like $10 a year usually or less. I'm not going to endorse any registrars. CSS rounded corners http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=css+rounded+corners&btnG=Search Change the look when printing (media) http://www.w3.org/TR/REC-CSS2/media.html CSS Popular Pages http://del.icio.us/search/?fr=del_icio_us&p=css&type=all http://del.icio.us/search/?fr=del_icio_us&p=top+css&type=all HTML Validator http://validator.w3.org/ CSS Validator http://jigsaw.w3.org/css-validator/ Some decent text editors http://www.context.cx/ http://www.pspad.com/ http://notepad-plus.sourceforge.net/uk/site.htm http://www.jedit.org/ http://www.scintilla.org/SciTE.html http://www.notetab.com/ html forums http://groups.google.com/group/alt.html/topics?lnk=gschg CSS Forums http://csscreator.com/?q=forum/ Info about "Lorem Ipsum" often seen on template pages http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorem_ipsum CSS Transparency IE filter:alpha(opacity=50); Firefox -moz-opacity:0.5; kde based browsers -khtml-opacity: 0.5; Safari opacity: 0.5; %%programming Tags: jimmyrcom html tutorial css tutorials howto make website websites custom edit scraft beginners advanced free hack |
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Adding Google Friend Connect To Sample Website Google Friend Connect lets you grow traffic by easily adding social features to your website. In this video, Google Product Manager Mussie Shore walks through the steps required to add Google Friend Connect to a sample website. Tags: google friend connect opensocial |
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Phone Webinar: Website Optimizer, What Should I Test? Recording of a recent phone webinar discussing top content to test on any web page and testing best practices. Tags: website optimizer |
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How to Make an iPhone Web Site and Icon http://live.pirillo.com - Yes, I have an iPhone. If you look closely, you can see my little Chris icon on there. It's also on my home screen. When I tap it, it opens my blog. When you open my blog on your iPhone, it's going to look a lot different than it would on a browser. That's due to a plugin I am running in WordPress. Blog post: http://chris.pirillo.com/2008/06/11/how-to-make-an-iphone-web-site-and-icon/ Tags: apple blog browser gadgets help icon information iphone itouch pirillo plugin theme video wordpress |
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Imam Like Child - Miracle And Blessed Child - A Must See For Translation, please visit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZBcc-5uCsE Sermon on Islam and the strangers by Muslim Saeed (مسلم سعيد) of Egypt. Date: 2005 Just before Ramadan that year. This kids both parents were christian and his native language is not arabic, he is only 4. He claims the words he is saying were tought to him in his dreams by a man dressed in white under a tree shade. When he is not preaching if u talk to him in arabic he doesn't respond...by the way his parents and hundreds converted seeing him... Elhamdulilah. A blessed child showing men among men who Allah is. Allah bless him. We all wish we were like him. Muslims come in peace. May Allah take us all to Jannat. Ameen. Comments are more than WELCOME. A video which will amaze you.Visit the websites below for proof of ALLAH. http://www.islamcan.com/miracles/index.shtml http://www.islamqa.com/index.php?ref=27093&ln=eng http://www.islamreligion.com/articles/204/?gclid=CKTrsIWQhYsCFQKfYgoduD4vKQ http://talkislam.wordpress.com/2006/06/06/sign-of-allah-torture-in-the-grave/ You want proof of ALLAH (swt), Here you go, http://quranicverse99.tripod.com/pathtoparadise/id2.html and http://archive.muslimuzbekistan.com/eng/ennews/special/miracles/miracl10062002.html In Islam, you do not get forgiven by praying once to Jesus (peace be upon him). Your good deeds should outweight your bad sins. You would not go to Hell, if you believe in God, and Jesus (pbuh) to be prophet. He is not Gods son. He created Jesus just like he created Adam (pbuh). Therefore, we should only pray to God.We should donate, respect our parents, do Good deeds, etc. We are not all the same and we are peaceful. Please do not compare us with Osama Bin Laden. Peace Be Upon You All. The way (Deen) of Islam (Complete system of life/Submitting to Allah's will) is the best of ways, not named after anyone, thing or place. Submitting to Allah's will (contained in the Quran and Sunnah) is becoming a Muslim (the one doing Islam) and can only be achieved without any force. Allah created us with the choice to submit or not to submit to him. Allah created the angels to submit without any choice and they still fall short of the worship Allah deserves. Convert. Take this video and post it in your website. Majority Muslim countries Afghanistan Algeria Azerbaijan Bahrain Bangladesh Bosnia and Herzegovina Burkina Faso Brunei Chad Comoros Côte d'Ivoire Djibouti Eritrea Egypt Gambia Guinea Indonesia Iran Iraq Jordan Kuwait Kazakhstan Kyrgyzstan Lebanon Libya Maldives Malaysia Mali Mauritania Morocco Niger Nigeria Oman Pakistan Qatar Saudi Arabia Senegal Sierra Leone Somalia Sudan Syria Tajikistan Turkey Tunisia Turkmenistan Uzbekistan United Arab Emirates Yemen Tags: allah jannat asia non imam iraq mosque islam muslim quran azan hajj dubai mecca Qur'an Qatar abu dhabi saudi arabia uae |
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Website Design and Legibility http://live.pirillo.com/ - How many times have you visited a website only to be frustrated by the small font size or horrible color selection? Here are some tips for creating a legible website. Tags: website font size legibilityvideo info information tutorial help computer pc software howto how callforhelp geek chris pirillo chrispirillo |
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Yiruma Website Song Did you try to go to www.yiruma.com? The music playing during the visit of the website is really beautiful... I don't even know what's the title, and who composed that (I hope it's Yiruma^^). If anyone knows, I'd be happy! Well I decided to make this video for this superb music, in order to share it with you all guys! The images are all of Yiruma. Tags: yiruma website |
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Google Analytics - Optimizing Customer Experiences Tom Leung describes how to implement a variety of testing scenarios using Website Optimizer. http://www.google.com/analytics/conversionuniversity.html Tags: Google Analytics |
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Website Optimizer: Creating and Launching Experiments Step-by-step walk through of how to successfully create and launch A/B and multivariate experiments in Website Optimizer. http://services.google.com/websiteoptimizer/ Tags: Google Website Optimizer |
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Get started in Golive! - Create a website! tutvid tutorial Learn how to create a Golive Site! Get started in Golive quickly! Tags: Adobe Golive Website web site basics tutvid tutorial make website |
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Flash Tutorial Load Website Content Dynamically w/ Actions! Welcome to this video tutorial! In the following video we will learn how to load text from a text file sitting on a web server and display it in flash using dynamic text and actionscript. We will also learn how to load jpg,gif,png, and swf files using actionscript. All of the files loaded into our flash movie will be loaded from an external web server! Actionscript 2.0 is the actionscript version used in this video. Please enjoy responsibly and check out the site http://www.tutvid.com Tags: Adobe Macromedia Flash Loading Load LoadVars Object Class Actionscripting Action Script Dynamic external Tutorial text |
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How To Make A Website http://www.you-can-learn.com/about/websites/ A quick look at one of the Internet's lesser known FREE resources... A free wysiwyg web editor. If you can use Word or Frontpage then using NVU will be snap. In fact, if you can't use Word or Frontpage, using NVU will still be a snap. Tags: web editor web-editor nvu html make-a-web-site site web-site wysiwyg table tables how how-to ftp upload publish embed |
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Bye, Bye, to the 4chan Website All of the oldfags have emigrated to 7chan and the like. Gaiafags are the cancer that is killing /b/, and mods are worsening the condition. This song was created by, of, and for Anonymous. I take no credit for any part. Here are the lyrics: I can still remember how the Jailbait used to make me smile. And I knew if we had done well, Those furfags would have yiffed in hell, And there'd be no more newfags for awhile... But Gaia faggots made me shiver, with every /r/equest I delivered. Bad news on the front page; I barely held in my nerd rage. I can't remember if I cried when I saw the stickies far and wide, but someone called the F.B.I., the day that 4chan died. So.. Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, this'll be the day we get banned." Did you write the rules of /b/, and were we like Fight Club secretly? It was better then, if you ask me... Now do you believe in a fucking cat? Can Raptors save your mortal ass? And can you teach me how to "GET" reeeal faaast? Well I know that Tom Green rued the day when we called his hotline to make him say "Do a barrel roll!" Man, I dig those trolls! I was a lonely teenage hate machine with a new computer and an old routine, but I knew someone would intervene the day that NIGGERTITS died. And we we posting, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, this'll be the day we get banned." And there we were all on the *chan With Gaston groupies and Desu spam With no time left to start again. So come on, post some CP, post some tits, Post a picture of your 2-inch dick, Because in the pooper is where they stick. And as Moot posted "No more Grey" The mods were banning night and day No /b/rother born to lurk Could stand that circle jerk! The flamewars mounted left and right, From mods who'd gotten too uptight, I saw Bob Ross laughing in delight, The day that FAILchan died And he was singing, "Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5" Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we get banned, This'll be the day we get banned." ** I found a site that didn't lose, And I asked them for some happy news, But they just told me to lurk some moar. I bookmarked this new "7chan"- Where the mods were cool and they didn't ban, Just for posting contaband. And back at '4, the lolis screamed, The oldfags left and the newfags beamed, But no anon was jokin'. The combos all were broken. And the three mods most requiring haxx, The Ian, the Moot and the holy Snacks- They drove to Mexico and laughed, The day that FAILchan died. And we we're posting... Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we're all banned, this'll be the day we're all banned." Bye bye, to the NIGGERTITS site, Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5 Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan Posting "This'll be the day we get banned." Tags: 4chan 7chan moot american pie btard /b/ tard anonymous fox news hackers steroids cancer |
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Simple Website with Dreamweaver How to create a very simple website. Enjoy cypress hill and... metallica, hope it's ok with them. Tags: cypress hill macromedia dreamweaver website tutorial |
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NEW WEBSITE IS ONLINE! *Someone pointed out that I didn't say "please" and it's because I was excited and I forgot! So PLEASE go check everything out :]* Okay everyone it's finally here! I know you've ALL been excited (not really at all, I'm sure) for my new website and YouTube designs so HERE THEY ARE! http://www.eric-striffler.com http://www.youtube.com/ericstrifflervids http://www.youtube.com/erickwithnok Go check everything out, comment the pages, comment this video, DO ANYTHING YOU WANT! :D ALSO make sure you go follow me on Tumblr and subscribe to BOTH of my Channels! Thanks alot, everyone! :] PS. This video comes down in about a week lmao Tags: Eric Striffler Erick With No EricStrifflerVids ErickWithNoK Brand New Website Design Eric-Striffler.com Blog Tumblr |
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How to ᾜᾇͼķ website.Stop being haterz ! www.firebird.x2.to hacking a website is easier than you could think..IT IS SUPERSCAN DOWNLOAD http://files.filefront.com/superscanrar/;10076547;/fileinfo.html ; NOT SCANPRO I SAID IT WRONG IN VID ! DOWNLOAD LINK : it is in spanish but can't find other link in english.. http://www.foundstone.com/resources/freetools/superscan.exe A video of me hacking my own website.. It would be illegal to hack another website. Tags: mrlundt hacking cool stuff cars lol omg easy hack fuck omfg website |
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Dimitri the stud This was sent to me by a friend, its legit... following is the story from him... __________________________________________________ Okay guys here is the info on this voicemail. One of my friend's from work and her friend were out one night in the SF Marina district and were hanging outside of the bars trying to find a cab. One of the girl's, Olga ends up meeting this guy Dmitri and they talk for at the most 2 minutes. She hands him her business card and says call me. Well attached is the actual voicemail that this guy left her. Wait till you hear it you will be laughing so hard you'll fall out of your chair. Tags: dimitri stud lover San Fransisco crazy stalker funny cell phone sexy olga psycho toronto vlmspec stasis narcissistic |
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Beginners! Create a Website Here Go to http://www.2createawebsite.com for more details on how to create your own website. Tags: create website build site hosting web design |
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Adobe Dreamweaver Tutorial! Embed Sound & Video on a Website In the following tutorial we will learn how to import and attach mp3, mov, and wmv files to your website both by embedding and linking the files. Learn the advantages and disadvantages of both methods! Have fun and learn something! Please check out www.tutvid.com for more videos and downloads! Tags: Adobe Dreamweaver Tutorial CS3 Website Webpage Web Site Design Create Video Movie Sound mp3 Plugin help training tutvid |
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Simple Full Flash Website Tutorial 1 Part 1: The Buttons enjoy Alice in Chains! Tags: flash macromedia website tutorial buttons |
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CHARICE PEMPENGCO LIVE ON ELLEN (from Ellen Website) MORE OF CHARICE HERE: http://es2pido.com/?p=257 OFFICIAL FORUM: http://charicediva.com OMG... I can't believe this... this is it! Charice Pempengco of Little Big Star fame slash YouTube Sensation slash Asian Child Wonder slash Worldwide Phenomenon belting out "And I am Telling You I am Going" on the Ellen DeGeneres Show. WAAAAAAAH!!! [*Goosebumps goosebumps and more goosebumps] BTW, this is just an excerpt of the actual segment from Ellen's website. If you want to see the whole segment of her, check out my website! Mabuhay ka Charice Pempengco! Tags: charice pempengco ellen degeneres show and am telling you I'm not going live singing philippines pinoy diva lbs |
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Import your PSD layouts into Dreamweaver & build a Web Site! We will export a web layout made in Photoshop and build an editable website layout in Dreamweaver. We will then convert the page to a template for future use and ease of editing. Have fun with this one! Check out http://www.tutvid.com for more great training! Tags: Adobe Dreamweaver Training Import PSD into Build page site web root images help CSS divs rules code tutvid templates |
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How to Make A Website (and get it up and running!) PART 1/3 Hey guys, this is my first tutorial, teaching you how to make your own website as well as upload all the files and make the pages function correctly, etc. Hopefully you can learn a few things from it. (sorry for my voice, I had a really bad cold at time of recording.) If you have any questions feel free to reply and ask, or message me and I will reply. This tutorial is aimed more at beginners, so if you're looking for more expert methods you might want to find a new tutorial, or perhaps skip through pieces of this one. I know I used some basic methods, not to say I don't know the more advanced ones, but as I mentioned this is for beginners. Before everyone starts asking, i'm using WindowsBlinds to theme my windows, the theme is OpusOS (customized to black), and to record i'm using "My Screen Recorder Pro 2.3". FOR SMARTFTP: http://smartftp.com/ FOR DREAMWEAVER: http://www.adobe.com/products/dreamweaver/ FOR PHOTOSHOP: http://www.adobe.com/products/photoshop/family/ Thanks for watching, I hope you learned something. Don't forget to keep checking my website, www.trportfolio.net for more tutorials in the future! (By the way, in case you missed it... "Least but not last." Haha, i'm an idiot.) ------------------------------------------- ATTENTION EVERYONE: Addressing a few FAQS: Do I have to use 1and1? --No, there are tons of other great hosts out there. Just make sure they have FTP, otherwise uploading your images will take forever. What about Freewebs? --I do not recommend freewebs. You cannot have any php (used for login systems, blogs, etc), no mysql (used to save information, like usernames and passwords), and no FTP (used to upload files quickly and explore your directory freely). You can use freewebs and sacrifice the features above instead of paying about $3.00 a month, but like I said, you will only be allowed to upload 1 file at a time. Can I use any image for slicing? --Anything that you can open in imageready (which is pretty much any image file) can be sliced. Are there alternatives to these methods? --Of course there are, this is just a great way to learn. If you dislike coming across all those table expansion problems and such in dreamweaver, you can always make each image one at a time and create the tables yourself. Is there a simple way to avoid the stretching and distorting of my website in dreamweaver? --Yes, but its a little painstaking and a bit tougher to do. If you have a long image that is a gradient or a solid color, rather than keeping that image there, you can... a) For solid colors, just find the color. Then, delete the image and make the background color of that section the same color. b) For gradients, if it is a vertical gradient, make an image that is (1px by ?px, ? being the height.) What you can now do is rather than having one giant image gradient, you can have 100 of these side by side to create the same effect. This is a useful method because if you need to expand the width of your page now, you can just keep adding the small 1px pieces. Hopefully this giant post helped a few people. -------------------------------------------- Tags: howto web design website smartftp dreamweaver photoshop tutorial your own site 1and1 tut beginners html php htm |
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Dreamweaver Tutorial AUTO Expanding Web site Text box ++ Learn how to create a web text box that get bigger or smaller depending on how much text you place in it! Also make a header that spans the users screen no matter what size! Check out http://www.tutvid.com Tags: Adobe Macromedia Dreamweaver Website Design Web Site Create Creation text Box Header All the way across screen tutvid |
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Website Tutorial - Photoshop and Dreamweaver Part 2: Putting sliced images on dreamweaver. Tags: tutorial photoshop dreamweaver website |