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Brawlgasm: Episode 8 (Trailer) View now Machinima: http://machinima.com/film/view&id=29984 Youtube: (coming soon) Tags: brawlgasm episode super smash bros brawl ssbb machinima |
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Selling Out FTW! Yeah I'm giving rights to my vids to Machinima.com! There will still be vids on this channel though. So don't unsubscribe unless you're a... GAY COMMUNIST!!! Seriously, this is better for everyone. Me+This=Money, Money+Me=More time to do this. I'll see you on machinima.com! Tags: Guitarmasterx7 machinima selling out master chief brawlgasm shippiddge shippleton dick funny |
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Solid Shenanigans I'm throwing you guys a bone er, whatever the fuck that stupid saying is. ...Yeah, so MGS3 (subsistance) is one of the best games ever, MGS4 is pretty good too so,... yeah. Tags: metal gear solid shenanigans snake mgs3 mgs4 machinima funny |
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Master Chief: Graffiti Cleanup Crew Master Chief Makes his triumphant return to the horribly compressed tiny screen. BMX7735 voiced dick http://www.youtube.com/user/BMX7735 Congrats to contest winners JesseMeza07 http://www.youtube.com/user/JesseMeza07 Marineooola (Marinara) http://www.youtube.com/user/marineooola Steelace http://www.youtube.com/user/steelace Jesus Will Devour your Soul Download: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/169709 Tags: Master Chief Graffiti cleanup crew halo machinima guitarmasterx7 series |
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Wolfs Homoerotic Rhomp Dildogeddon Fagballs Theme Watch "Streets of Tay" Tags: Streets of tay |
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Streets of Tay Me and Dex played "Streets of Rage"... and well, this is what came out. This is why i love Xbox live. I voiced Tay, Dex voiced Max. We did this all in one recording, and we started laughing at the end XD. Oh and also, this guy is awesome http://www.youtube.com/user/Dexterboy124 Tags: Streets of Rage Tay Zonday kick ass chocolate rain pain |
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Ignore this video Super Joofly. Edit: I am not an anti-semite you fucking retards. If I was antisemetic, i would have gone on about how well Joofly would cook in an oven. Damn, people are way too fucking serious online. Tags: BBSman22 super jewfly |
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Guitarmasterx7's NEW New Logo of Supreme Awesome Taking out the "X" from Brawl, maybe i'll sell shirts and crap, i dunno also LOLSUBLIMINALOTHERLOGO Tags: Guitarmasterx7 Logo |
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Beans - Part 3 (GMX7) Part three of the epic Beans saga. Be sure to watch all 3 versions! Download "We Will Fuck You" http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/164354 And be sure to watch Dex's and Shippleton's versions. http://www.youtube.com/user/Dexterboy124 http://www.youtube.com/user/shippiddge Tags: Beans Brawlgasm Smashtasm Wolfs retarded mission Guitarmasterx7 super smash brothers bros brawl machinima |
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Beans - Part 1 (GMX7) Part one of the epic Beans saga. Be sure to watch all 3 versions! Tags: Beans part smashtasm brawlgasm wolf's retarded mission super smash bros brawl machinima |
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Beans - Part 2 (GMX7) Part two of the epic Beans saga. Be sure to watch all 3 versions! Tags: beans smashtasm brawlsgasm wolfs retarded mission guitarmasterx7 Super smash brothers brawl machinima |
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Beans Disclaimer Beans official release date: Sunday August 10th. The 3 videos can be watched in any order. Tags: Beans disclaimer brawlgasm smashtasm wolf's retarded mission super smash bros brothers brawl halo machinima |
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Brawlgasm: Episode 7 I have a feeling this will piss off a few people... well fuck them it's my video, and this is comedy and not intended to be serious. This will probably be the last Brawlgasm for a while, and it was a pain in the ass to produce with Beans and the MC series that I'm working on, so I don't want you people bitching to make another one anytime soon. Special thanks to Rina Chan for voicing Zelda (Sorry I forgot her in the credits) Morganio obviously did stuff http://www.youtube.com/user/Morganio Tags: Brawlgasm episode super smash bros brawl machinima guitarmasterx7 funny awesome ssbb parody |
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Nintendo: Bullshit Evolved The article http://www.nintendoeverything.com/?p=2069 Also, due to some bad wording I appear to say at one point that ALL wii games are horrible. I do like brawl, LoZ was ok, (but way too easy, which is why dumbing it down pisses me off) I've heard good things about No More Heroes, but three select games are not enough to justify nintendo's bullshit. Note that this is not a rant about nintendo haveing kiddy games, or simple games. It's about them sacrificing quality in order to gain the audience of people who don't play videogames anyways. By the way, the business definition of a "casual gamer" is someone who plays videogames less than once a week. also note I am not a fanboy of anything, so everything i say is not obscured by the fanboy logic that you will use if you try to argue about this. I will not get into arguements or debates about this because anybody who ISN'T angered by what nintendo is doing obviously is as thick as my cock. Tags: Nintendo bullshit evolved sucks screws over fans |
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All Hard (Song Parody) Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth I know I can't sing for shit but whatever The "Parody Clause" protects me for the music portion of this. If someone has a problem with me using the footage I will gladly remove this and replace it with a blank screen. Lyrics Somebody once told me your mom was gunna blow me She ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb Firmly gripped on the tip of my foreskin Well, my cocks now numbin but she won't stop hummin' just pulled the plug cuz im way past cummin' Did it occur just to stop when I'm done Your mouth stays dry but my head gets numb I'm out of here I'm done you see I don't have enough for your back seat And now my dick feels like wet dough You'll never suck if you can't blow [Chorus:] Hey now, Get your cock hard get a condom, get laid Hey now, this is prison get those pants off, get raped And I don't need to be told That a midget threesome won't uphold It's a bad place, and they say it gets badder you're ugly right now, wait until ya get fatter But the meatier men beg to differ They will make the hole in your ass a bit bigger The prison gate is getting pretty thin Your daughter's gettin' warm so I think I'll step in The bed's on fire, burning more And I never want this pyromania cured [Repeat Chorus 2x] Bill Cosby once asked If I could destroy his ass he was real hammered and was willing to pay I said no, fucking homo Why don't you just go and fuck yourself Because I'm way outa your price range Well the years keep comin' and I don't stop fuckin' Fed through a tube cuz her she broke her jaw suckin' Women take bets just to shoot my gun I'll do them hard till my head get's numb Want something new, just come to me Just know you'll be takin' some hot meat You'll never pimp if you can't ho You'll never suck if you can't blow [Repeat Chorus] Download 'dis shit http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/157438 Tags: smash mouth all star spoof funny hard |
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Beans Trailer This video is one billion precent true. Just admit it, you're aroused. HAHA! WE HAVE BEAN LEADING YOU ON ALL ALOONG! Watch the videos of the Shippleton http://youtube.com/user/Shippiddge And the Crumpeteer http://youtube.com/user/Dexterboy124 ...and just in case the video did nothing but confuse the crap out of you, yes, this is a collab trailer. The credit tune came from this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OFP8fQ7R-E Tags: Beans trailer super smash bros brawl ssbb halo machinima guitarmasterx7 shippiddge dexterboy124 brawlgasm smashtasm |
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FAQs 3 This will be Updated Frequently Learn to use this site http://www.google.com/ *UPDATE* Questions i didnt answer. Q: Will you watch/solicit my videos? A: No Q: I saw you on Xbox live/PS3 online/Some MMORPG/Myspace/Deviantart/ Newgrounds can I send you a friend request? A: Sure you can send that account a friend request, however, I do not have any of those except for XBL and newgrounds. As far as Newgrounds, sure, go for it. But as far as XBL goes, the gamertag "Guitarmasterx7" does exist, but that is not me, and even if you track down my real account, I will not accept your friend requests. Q: Why won't you give away any of your account names? A: Seeing quotes from my videos explode onto my screen in the form of IM text is annoying. So is seeing "______ WANTS TO PLAY!" every 3 seconds Q: Make a machinima on (insert game here) A: If (insert game here) is on te ps3 or computer I can guarentee you I don't have it. I try to use different games for extras ect. but its hard to make a decent machinima using games that dont have "camera mode" like Halo and brawl. Q: What is that map? A: You either don't know about downloadable content, or you are referring to an "under map stage" Q: Can I have (insert map here) A: I don't make most of my elaborate setpieces. Search for the map on bungie.net, you will probably find it. Q: Do you think we will ever see you as a professional voice actor? A: As awesome as that would be, I don't think my voice acting abilities are "Professional" good. yes, i can do tons of accents and impersonations, but none of them are that great, and my normal voice is bland and... well, normal. I think a better career path woulde be a writer/director or a comedian, though I don't really plan on it. Q: I think I know you! A: No, you don't Q: Why did you block me? A: You either spammed my channel, or disclosed personal information such as my gamertag, AIM, ect. If you know it, great, keep it to yourself faggot. Q: Will you unblock me? A: All blocks are perminant. You fuck up once, that's it. Q: I found your AIM/MSN/SKYPE. Can I IM you? A: NO. I will close the IM once. if it pops up on my screen again, you will be blocked. no questions asked. Q: Is that picture that Dex drew what you really look like? A: No, that has very little resemblence to me. Tags: FAQs just fucking watch it guitarmasterx7 master chief series brawlgasm frequently asked questions |
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Need a Hand? Hayden is an asshole. The song is "Yakety Sax" by Boots Randolph Game is the "Dark Sector" demo, it was average Tags: Need hand dark sector machinima funny hayden asshole sliced off arm glaive brawlgasm master chief |
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Crappy Machinima We all know you've seen them. My vocal chords are still bleeding from this. Tags: Halo machinima crappy funny parody satire squeaker beat by dad |
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Peach's Slutty Brawlgasm Part 1/2 Guitarmasterx7 and Dexterboy124 give you a video so awesome it'll slap your ass and say that you've been bad. For metrosexual British machinima, visit dex's channel http://www.youtube.com/user/Dexterboy124 PS: There will be burgers... side note: Title song is "Operation ground and pound" by dragonforce Tags: Peach's Slutty BrawlGasm adventure guitarmasterx7 dexterboy124 pt part brawl super smash brothers machinima |
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Peach's Slutty Brawlgasm Part 2/2 Guitarmasterx7 and Dexterboy124 bring you something that will make your hand magically do dirty things to you. (note: easter egg is after credits) For alternitive intermissions and other awesome videos check out Dexterboy124's profile http://www.youtube.com/user/Dexterboy124 Download the full chocolate rain song here http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/149598 Tags: Peach's Slutty BrawlGasm adventure guitarmasterx7 dexterboy124 pt part brawl super smash brothers bros machinima |
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Brawlgasm: Episode 6 Yogurt? Fire Camo? What the fuck is the world coming to? Yes, i know it compressed wierd. Special thanks to dex for his awesome knowledge of Sony Vegas Yeah, I know this isn't as good as the other ones, this was made so you people would shut th fuck up like "make more Brawlgasm!" Tags: brawlgasm episode Super smash bros brawl funny machinima link snake samus firing firin' mah my dick |
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Master Chief contest winners announced!!! all verdicts are final unless by direct forfit of contestants. There were lots of good entries, a few bad ones, but i chose the 3 that really stood out and had the best mic quality. Tags: master chief series contest win your voice announced winners halo machinima |
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Master Chief: MD Can someone who was raised to kill learn to heal? probably not. "MD" stands for "Medical Doctor" As always, BMX7735 is Dick http://www.youtube.com/user/BMX7735 Tags: master chief series MD house halo machinima funny awesome |
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FAQS: JUST FUCKING WATCH IT!!! http://guitarmasterx7.blogspot.com/ Update* 1: I'm only Puerto Rican by heritage, I'm all american. 2: Sending me messages with exact questions on this video is annoying, not funny. 3: I'm not director anymore because not only does the accound have to be a year old, it had to be director a year ago, which mine wasnt. Tags: FAQs just fucking watch it frequently asked questions master chief series brawlgasm SSBB |
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Peach's Slutty Brawlgasm Trailer Dexterboy124 and Guitarmasterx7 team up to give you something that will make you shit out your balls in orgasmic glee. Pt 1 http://youtube.com/watch?v=z-ZNZFN2wzA Pt 2 http://youtube.com/watch?v=WQmdeFV985c Go watch Dexterboy124's videos. They're awesome. http://www.youtube.com/user/Dexterboy124 *UPDATE* Those angry about the bible joke fuck off. so now it's ok to make fun of gays, blacks, jews, mexicans, puerto ricans, indians, and asians, but when the joke is aimed at you, that's different? It's a fucking joke, deal with it. Tags: guitarmasterx7 brawlgasm peach's slutty adventures Super smash brothers bros brawl ssbb machinima trailer |
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Brawlgasm: Episode 5 Only The Hero of time can defeat Ganon... Kirby is officially screwed I think Morganio is a pretty cool guy. Eh does stuff and doesn't afreid of anything. http://www.youtube.com/user/Morganio Eh kills aleans did not origonate from Arby n' the Chief. It's been an internet meme for almost a year. Tags: Brawlgasm episode bg super smash bros brothers brawl SSBB machininma link kirby gannondorf mario |
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Master Chief: Vengeance Someone is trying to kill the chief. Will they succeed where an armada has failed? This guy did stuff http://www.youtube.com/user/BMX7735 This guy did stuff too http://www.youtube.com/user/Morganio Tags: Master Chief Series Vengeance halo brawl machinima Brawlgasm Dick eater awesome Machinima funny vengeance spoof series |
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Guitarmasterx7's new logo of supreme awesome How this was made: 1) I photoshopped it 2) I erased a little bit at a time and saved it 3: I imported the pictures into movie maker 4: I addded sound effects Yeah, these will start appearing before everything I do. they will contain a different catchphrase each time. Tags: guitarmasterx7 chaannel icon new logo of supreme awesome |
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Brawlgasm: Episode 4 ... Jigglypuff with a gun... 'nuff said This guy does stuff: http://www.youtube.com/user/Morganio The MGS remix can be downloaded here: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/62702 Tags: Brawlgasm episode ep. super smash brothers brawl ssbb link ike jigglypuff game and watch snake |