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Alien spacecraft location revealed! The aliens are here! This intercepted alien transmission gives the exact location of their spacecraft! Hollingbury Hill Fort, Brighton, England. Grid reference: TQ321078. GPS coordinates: 50 degrees 51 minutes 19.1 seconds North. 0 degrees 7 minutes 22.2 seconds West. The ship appears to be cloaked and hovering 4 metres above the ground. Tags: alien ufo spacecraft rozz grey top secret cover-up planet brighton england roswell abduction files chunderbunnies |
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Tardis Taxi 3 - Hook, Line and Sphincter Now in 3D CGI! Anywhere you want to go in space and time, just call Gallifrey 23 23 23 and ask for Tardis Taxi! "That's not the holy shrine of Piscus, you pillock, that's just some dead bloke on a stick!" Created by Dr Aardwolf and Reverend Flatus using Combustion, Bryce, Blender, Ulead, Cool Edit and Reason. (c) 2008 DARF Productions Tags: tardis taxi dr who parody sci fi religion theism jesus fish heads cgi britney heresy star trek bryce armageddon apocalypse end times 2012 |
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Rozz Grey's little joke Rare footage of Rozz Grey cracking a joke with the crew between takes. Tags: rozz grey ufo alien news out take outtake blooper joke double entendre |
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Secrets of the Slide-O-Phon! At last it can be revealed, the secret inner workings of the amazing Slide-O-Phon!Designed and built by Reverend Flatuus based on one of Dr Aardwolf's hallucinations. Tags: slide-o-phon stylophone tannerin ondes martinot instrument electronic circuit reverend flatuus dr aardwolf |
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Alien Message 2 This is the second transmission from aliens hiding on Earth, intercepted and translated by Reverend Flatus and Doctor Aardwolf using a modified sonic screwdriver and a babel fish. (C) 2008 Piss-Poor Productions Tags: alien message satire comedy religion atheist news ufo roswell secret space et skeptic spy gr |
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Dumb All Over by Father Wayne and the Fuglies Dumb All Over Music and lyrics by Frank Zappa Performed by Father Wayne and the Fuglies Guitar solo by Nick Hirst Cruciform guitars supplied by CRUX Whoever we are, wherever we're from We shoulda noticed by now our behavior is dumb And if our chances expect to improve It's gonna take a lot more than tryin' to remove The other race or the other whatever From the face of the planet altogether And we call it the earth which is a dumb kinda name But we named it right 'cause we behave the same We are dumb all over. Dumb all over, yes we are Dumb all over, near and far, come all over, black and white People, we is not wrapped tight And nerds on the left, nerds on the right Religious fanatics on the air every night Sayin' the bible tells the story And makes the details sound real gory About what to do if the geeks over there Don't believe in the book we got over here You can't run a race without no feet And pretty soon there won't be no street For dummies to jog on and doggies to dob on Religious fanatics can make it be all gone I mean, it won't blow up or disappear It'll just look ugly for a thousand years! You can't run a country by a book of religion Not by a heap or a lump or a smidgeon Of foolish rules of ancient date Designed to make you all feel great While you fold, spindle and mutilate Those unbelievers from a neighboring state To arms! to arms! Hooray, that's great Two legs ain't bad unless there's a crate They ship the parts to mama in For souvenirs, two ears, get down Not his, not hers, but what the hey And the good book says: it's gotta be that way But their book says: revenge the crusades With whips and chains and hand grenades Two arms? two arms? Have another and another Our god says: There ain't no other Our god says It's all okay Our god says This is the way It says in the book: Burn and destroy And repent and redeem and revenge and deploy And rumble thee forth To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side 'Cause they don't go for what's in the book and that makes 'em bad So verily we must choppeth them up and stompeth them down Or rent a nice french bomb to poove them out of existence While leaving the real estate just where we need it To use again, for temples in which to praise our god 'Cause he can really take care of business And when his humble TV servant with humble white hair And humble glasses and a nice brown suit And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls, tells us how god Says it's okay to do this stuff, then we gotta do it, 'Cause if we don't do it, we ain't goin' up to heaven Depending on which book you're using at the time Can't use theirs, it don't work, it's all lies Gotta use mine, ain't that right? That's what they say, every night every day Hey, we can't really be dumb if we're just following god's orders Let's get serious, god knows what he's doin' He wrote this book here and the book says: He made us all to be just like him, So if we're dumb, then god is dumb And maybe even a little ugly on the side. Tags: Frank Zappa Dumb All Over religion Father Wayne fuglies crux jihad holy war islam christianity judaism |
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Tardis Taxi 2 - 'Droppin' A Clanger' Anywhere you want to go in space and time? Just call Tardis Taxi on Gallifrey 23-23-23. Episode two: "Droppin' A Clanger" Special guest star: Colonel Clanger Conceived and produced by Reverend Flatus and Dr Aardwolf (c) 2007 Piss Poor Productions Tags: tardis taxi dr who space time clangers ufo tribbles harrods sonic sledgehammer |
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Tardis Taxi 'Where to, Guv?' Anywhere you want to go in space and time? Just call Tardis Taxi on Gallifrey 23-23-23. Episode one: "Where to, Guv?" Special guest star: Professor Stephen Hawking Conceived and produced by Reverend Flatus and Dr Aardwolf (c) 2007 Piss Poor Productions Tags: tardis taxi dr who stephen hawking hypatia alexandria space time star trek |
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All Things Dull and Ugly Illustrated The music is All Things Dull and Ugly by Monty Python, with images of twenty-eight complete and utter evil bastards selected for your disgust by Alien8ted and Reverend Flatus. Who would be your 28 most evil bastards? Tags: all things dull ugly monty python bastards dictators evil psychic fraud killer |
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Religion - Marcus Brigstocke Marcus Brigstocke rants about religion. Not for the faint-hearted! Audio from 'The Now Show', Radio 4, Saturday 21 July 2007. Pictures compiled and sequenced by Alien8ted. Tags: religion fundamentalism islam christianity judaism jihad holy war suicide bomber god jesus christ mohammed |
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Telstar by Rozz Grey and the Kastaways Rozz Grey and the Kastaways perform their extraordinary rendition of Joe Meek and the Tornadoes' Telstar. Featuring Rozz Grey on the Slide-O-Phon and Ann Grey on vocals, Telstar tells the story of a pioneering emissary and symbol for world peace, wantonly destroyed by a cold war nuclear test. Tags: telstar tornadoes joe meek satellite rozz grey slide-o-phon space music world peace cold war |
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Penn and Teller talk about Bullshit on Youtube See Teller talk! Penn and Teller at James Randi's The Amazing Meeting 5, January 2007, Las Vegas. They discuss the legalities of watching their 'Bullshit' series on Youtube. Sorry about the sound/picture quality! Tags: penn jillett teller you tube bullshit james randi amazing meeting tam5 las vegas skeptic atheist |
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Get Him While He's Hot! This is my mate Geoffrey's dating video which he begged me to put up. He's prone to the occasional 'Kirk-jerk' but he's alright. So ladies, if you want to date this stud-muffin, post a video response, or if you think you can make a WORSE date video, post that! Tags: date dating video geoffrey wiffen love hot stud muffin sexy kim bassinger carrier bag spock bones greasy sad |
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Message for CapnOAwesome Message for CapnOAwesome from Osama Bin Laden. Tags: osama bin laden capnoawesome toilet humour dubya caribou |
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Bonebomb Bonebomb from the Eno album 'Another Day on Earth'. Song composed and performed by Brian Eno, voice by Aylie Cooke. Wavetrace and transcription by Alien8ted. The song depicts the last thoughts of a suicide bomber. Tags: Eno Brian Bonebomb music suicide bomber bomb terrorist death war minimalist shrapnel despair life alienated |
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First map of an extrasolar planet! Astronomers have just produced the first map of a planet that is orbiting another star! Music and text by Dr Aardwolf Full story, pics and animations here: www.badastronomy.com www.cfa.harvard.edu/press/2007/pr200713.html Tags: planet star extrasolar map astronomy space alien hot spot dr aardwolf |
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Slide-O-Phon See, hear and thrill to the revolutionary Slide-O-Phon! Designed and built by Reverend Flatus. Based on one of Dr Aardwolf's Hallucinations. Tags: music theremin tannerin ondes martinot stylophone instrument electronic circuit reverend flatus dr aardwolf |
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Psychic Girl A girl talks of her psychic experiences. Music by Dr Aardwolf, video effects by Dr Aardwolf and Reverend Flatus. Tags: psychic girl sylvia browne ghost spirit prediction 9/11 bush strange gift harriet |
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Alien Head Ballet Rozz Grey and co perform their version of the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band's 'The Head Ballet'. Music is performed by Reverend Flatus on the Fartfisa organ. Tags: rozz grey bonzo dog doo-dah band head ballet music dance alien ufo comedy |
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Father Wayne says Wotcher! Spectacles, testicles, wallet and wotcher! Father Wayne 'ere, freelance Vicar an' all-round 'oly bloke. This is my second video. Gawd bless ya fer watchin'! Tags: comedy religion father wayne church priest vicar holy atheist bishop elvis presley king zen monk witch pagan exorcism |
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Cosmic Eye Candy Take a mind-blowing tour of our galaxy's most beautiful nebulae, immense interstellar clouds of gas and dust. The images are mostly from Astronomy Picture of the Day: http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ The music is Clair de Lune by Debussy, performed by Isao Tomita. Far Out Beyond the bright cartoons Are darker spaces where Small cloudy nests of stars Seem to float on the air. These have no proper names: Men out alone at night Never look up at them For guidance or delight, For such evasive dust Can make so little clear: Much less is known than not, More far than near. Philip Larkin Tags: space astronomy nebula stars music tomita clouds carl sagan apod debussy gas cosmic eye candy sublime beautiful amazing |
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Father Wayne says Alright? I'm Father Wayne, a freelance vicar and 'oly bloke. This is my first video. Gawd bless ya fer watchin'! Tags: vicar religion christian church satire comedy holy chav bling lobster zeppelin god bible drunk |
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Space Bungee! This is what the astronauts on board the International Space Station get up to in their spare time. Don't tell NASA! Tags: space station astronauts hoax bungee bunjee NASA |
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Alien Dance! This is a rare video of undercover alien reporter Rozz Grey, who's discovering the intricacies of Earth dancing. The song is 'Judy in Disguise (With Glasses)' by John Fred and his Playboy Band. Brought to you by Doctor Aardwolf and Reverend Flatus. Rozz'n'roll! Tags: alien comedy music dance ufo skeptic roswell rozz grey secret space humour fun |
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Alien Message This is an actual transmission from aliens hiding on Earth, intercepted and translated by Reverend Flatus and Doctor Aardwolf using a modified sonic screwdriver and a babel fish. Tags: alien message satire comedy religion atheist news ufo roswell secret space et skeptic spy grey rozz |
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Jacob Bronowski - The Ascent of Man A powerful clip from Bronowski's The Ascent of Man series. Here is the bottom line on why science is so vital for the human race. Tags: science holocaust skeptic reason understanding |