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The Janitor - A Tribute When everyone has gone home for the day and the office is quiet, The Janitor's job begins. This is a tribute. For reference, see "The Intern" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLYrERkFJnk --------- NOTE: The music used in this video is in the public domain. Tags: the janitor intern office space job work mr vagie lumberg spoof parody satire highlight reel |
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The Intern This video will change your life! Full stop. Respeck. R.I.P. Jam Master Jay. Out. Free mp3 here: http://pantlessknights.com/theintern.html Video directed by David Fine. Camera by Mario Quintana. Produced by Beau Lewis, David Fine, and Peter Furia. Lighting by Shawn Anderson. Song by Beau-J & Furia. Beat by Steven Van Beathavin. Inspired by Run DMC's "Peter Piper". Contact: info@seedwell.com LYRICS: Now little intern got a 9-to-5 Arrives on time, cuz it's time to strive. Makes the john blaze coffee always best fair trade, All the ladies in recruiting want to see him get paid, With a stapler and paper, best pound for pound His bobble-head might bobble but it don't fall down I got a Hummer v12, drive a beast to work, bluetoofin in the whip quotin captain kirk, priceline negotiator, while i'm clingin on, I do my pirates watchin' Captain Ron. He's the greenest of the green, with the lowest of the status, But I'm tryin' to help him climb, cuz you know who his dad is. High socks, chicken pocks, lookin like J Fox, name's Chrix, pullin chicks, turtle mocks like Spocks break beats, windmills, on his agenda makes the hottest pot of coffee yo! it's off the Splenda It goes a one, two, three and... Hes like Burt Renolds, except hes not. Every tater that he touches, turns to tots. He's the greatest of great up in the office late, Picks up dinner for the ladies, then they pro-create BBQ chicken - CPK God damn that intern made my day Shmoove as shkippy on the shide He's the shupa integrata shtick a shammy in the shky Grand mashta mashpatata He's dressed for success like Barbazon Gettin' noticed from his focus on emoticons Google chat! IM, up in the mix, He's not wordy, on QWERTY, and his name is Chrix. Dig his beans like you dig this flow, And you all want this cup of Joe! C-C-C-C-Chrix jump up like some jumpin jacks Rub your back while you work, then ghost ride the fax! And like all fairy tales end, Youll see Chrix again my friend! There it is. Tags: intern office space job work mr vagie lumberg spoof parody satire send up furia beau-j ned hosford music video rap song run dmc peter piper mac or pc vs macorpc macvspc |
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MSN vs YAHOO - Search Engine Rap Battle Microsoft and Yahoo trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. http://searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. contact: info[at]seedwell.com --------------- LYRICS: MSN: You aint intellectual, I own all the property your whole board walks, while I win at this monopoly I serve the world. you should ask ya momma cuz Bill Gates might have been your real founding father I'm blowin up, without the VC, Remember it was me who invented the PC Your just an upstart - you think you got smarts? But I'm the V12, you're just the spare parts Check out the stash - the dirty leg-chaps, You'd think he would be cleaner, with all that Ajax Your styles innappropriate, sites even more so Yahoo Hot Jobs sounds like a porno Yahoo: Your users got questions - Yahoo's got answers You look like a blue-man group back-up dancer You can't fly, your design is so heavy, The only hotmail you got is when Ballmer gets sweaty Youre so old and slow, youre behind the times Your stock hasnt gone up since 99 You must wanna get hurt, huh M-S-N? Your name's an acronym, for S-N-M Are you MSN search? Or MSN Live? It takes more than changing your name to survive I'm the best in the West, get it straight, ya see 40 billion couldnt buy you a date with me Tags: search engine rap battle google microsoft yahoo yahoo! msn hip-hop seo segway butterfly cowboy nerdcore mac or pc pantless knights seedwell viral video |
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GOOGLE vs YAHOO - Search Engine Rap Battle Google and Yahoo trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. http://searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. contact: info[at]seedwell.com --------------- LYRICS Yahoo: His skin is so pale, he's already fatigued The only sports you play are in my fantasy league Look at this guy, hes so white that its scary This guy is whiter than Sergei and Larry I heard your new motto for saving the world You do no evil, if evil's a girl My design is the biggest, yours is much smaller That rainbow is fruity, like your free Odwalla Uh, and who's countin too? You asked Jeeves for a brokeback mountain view You haven't changed your style since 1992 You cant get my name out your head, Ya-hoo! Google: Who is this guy? is he still alive folks? I thought he died with Alta Vista and Lycos Im smarter than you, and you know it, its sad Thats why you pay me to serve all your ads You got no game, youre old like Atari, I tried to load his homepage - it broke on Safari Tell me cowboy, do you feel lucky? Im the good, hes the bad, youre just the ugly Trying too hard, your design is insane This guy has an exclamation point in his name! You wanna test my manhood? you'll see my stock rise Lets both lift our hoods and compare index size Tags: search engine rap battle google microsoft yahoo yahoo! msn hip-hop seo segway butterfly cowboy nerdcore mac or pc pantless knights seedwell viral video |
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MSN vs GOOGLE - Search Engine Rap Battle Google and Microsoft trade nasty punchlines in the Search Engine Rap Battle. http://searchenginerapbattle.com There are three separate battles: MSN vs Google, Google vs Yahoo, and MSN vs Yahoo. Produced by Beau Lewis, Peter Furia and David Fine. Directed by David Fine. Created by Seedwell. contact: info[at]seedwell.com --------------- LYRICS Google: Your new system hasnt gotten many users They only use Vista cuz it came on their computers Step to me - Ill wrestle you blue My dyslexic fans, they call me "El Goog" Well connected - i got crazy links S-E-O just means what google thinks Smart people, they wanna work for me That's why I jack you for your employees Gmails got females - on fire like foxes i'm six gigs deep, up in their inboxes Search market share: 4% you 68 me. this battle rap is through MSN: You bought Youtube for 2 billion bucks He bought Youtube, the search still sucks Your icon's a joke - it's just a doodle Your name sounds like a baby retard poodle Youre net apps - they're slow- they dont work, nobody uses them, they go for the search I own your platform, I own IE, I own all degrees of the game, 3-60 You steal my people? heres the stor-y I buy Facebook and jack your employees You might have users, but they'll soon be leavin ya cuz your search results say search Wikipedia Tags: search engine rap battle google microsoft yahoo yahoo! msn hip-hop seo segway butterfly cowboy nerdcore mac or pc pantless knights seedwell viral video |
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Spaceship Excellent (Our New Rockumentary!) One of our newest projects is an interactive rockumentary called "Spaceship Excellent". We have a dedicated YouTube page for this new web series here: http://www.youtube.com/user/SpaceshipExcellent Tune in for weekly episodes on the Spaceship Excellent youtube page (or on spaceshipexcellent.com) from September through December as the spacemen travel across the United States playing music from the top of a tour bus in search of the leader of Planet Earth! ---------------------------------- http://spaceshipexcellent.com Episode 1 takes place in Black Rock City, Nevada. Spaceship Excellent crash landed into the desert on planet Earth. Space travelers crawled free from the debri in their new human suits. They eagerly sought the leader of this solar system. Instead, the found a city full of dust and glow sticks, full of impossible inventions. Apprehensions clouded their consciousness as they anticipated their first interactions with the inhabitants of this strange world. Would the humans discover their alien origins? Would the humans reject their offerings and wage war on their galaxy? Find out in the first episode of Spaceship Excellent! ABOUT SPACESHIP EXCELLENT The musical Spacemen are on a mission to explore the galaxy of the United States in search of the leader of the solar system. They travel in a spaceship bus, a mobile laboratory used for inspecting foreign towns and inhabitants. The viewpoints they collect become raw material for their live shows, where their experience becomes one with their audience. The mission will culminate in the nations capital on Election Day, when the new leader will be named. This is a tour of cosmic proportions that is soon to become the worlds first ever Interactive Rockumentary. Each venue and person they meet on the way will set the stage for this cultural phenomenon, and they want you to be a part of it. ALL ABOARD. http://spaceshipexcellent.com Tags: spaceship excellent rockumentary tour web series tv show beaujangles jj mooon pakwit nichron rosho royce shorter band rock space interactive cross country leader united states |
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PILLOW JUSTICE Pantless Knights has spotted U.F.P's! Unidentified Flying Pillows have been seen owning people who aren't giving the full scoop. Get the full scoop from http://www.zillow.com ---------- Digg: http://digg.com/odd_stuff/Douchebags_Pwned_by_Flying_Pillow_Vigilante_VIDEO ---------- Directed by David Fine. Produced by Peter Furia & Beau Lewis. Edited by Peter Furia. Video created by Seedwell. contact: info@seedwell.com Tags: pillow justice full scoop zillow zillow.com funny comedy owns ownage pwned dinner table edge real estate homes value valuations house mortgage quotes douchebags douche bags |
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Sexual Innuendo Music Video (Pakwit - In Slow-Mo) Click this link below to get the song on iTunes! http://tinyurl.com/66xrhu Plenty of hilarious sexual innuendos in this new music video entitled "In Slow-Mo" by Pakwit, which also features a ridiculously hot girl and a catchy song. "In Slow-Mo (Come Twilight)" by Pakwit Directed, Produced, and Edited by Peter Furia. Lyrics by Pakwit. Music by Ellis Hawes. Video created by Seedwell. Featuring: Pakwit - http://pakwit.com Michelle Nunes - http://michelle-nunes.com Ned Hosford - http://nedhosford.com LYRICS: Come on down girl Can't wrap my head around how last night was incredible so baby come back to me leave all the options on the table cuz we got time we'll drop an anchor off the bed and drag the free world to minimum cruising speed the pace will come naturally kill the phone cuz where we're goin we don't need one and the day just drifts away... HOOK come twilight she gonna grab a dandelion blow it to the wind and smile then we spar for a while til her lip, she bites oh i focus on what her body's tellin me to drum getting lost in the zone cuz we oh, so pro, at f----- in slow-mo and the day just drifts away realize that hydration promotes salivation bring your camel back in toe a thirsty girl can wreck the flow girl, if we rush this i can guarantee the dream dies bring a blind fold and i can be your guide dogg any hesitation baby i will make your mind up all the turtles in the world be blowin past us [HOOK] i'd like to thank you babe for stayin and for the sluggish love we're makin we cuttin kilos for the weigh in just by exercisin patience just by exercisin patience [HOOK] -------- contact: info@seedwell.com Tags: pakwit in slow-mo song slowmo slow motion sex funny sexy dance dancing hot girl bikini naked chick famous kiss scene beach fuckin sexual innuendo michelle nunes rowboat |
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In Search Of An Office (guy owns desk) - Rofo An office worker wanders through the streets of San Francisco in search of a place to do desk work. In the beginning of the video, he has just finished setting up his desk in a crowded park when a frisbee player goes flying across his desk, completely owning a laptop, desk lamp, and office accessories with his face. Digg it here: http://digg.com/comedy/frisbee_player_owns_office_desk_with_his_face Tags: rofo search office space bay area san francisco oakland jose berkeley commercial residential real estate searching worker work frisbee player owns desk owned pwned rofo.com pwnd ownage dive dives park frisby |
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frisbee player owns office desk (w/ slow-mo) A frisbee player dives to catch a frisbee and completely owns an office desk, laptop, desk lamp, and office accessories with his face. Digg it here: http://digg.com/comedy/frisbee_player_owns_office_desk_with_his_face Tags: frisbee player owns office desk owned pwned pwnd ownage pwnt dive dives park face pwn3d frisbe frisby |
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Invisible Ride (Ghost Whippin') http://www.invisibleride.com Pantless Knights Productions has discovered a new cultural phenomenon known as "ghost whipping". (Not to be confused with "ghost riding".) See for yourself in our latest music video "The Invisible Ride". Get the song on iTunes! http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=284149906&s=143441 Visit the Invisible Ride MySpace page! http://www.myspace.com/invisibleride Digg this video here! http://digg.com/comedy/Invisible_Ride_Ghost_Whippin_Music_Video "Invisible Ride" by Beau-J & Furia ft. Pakwit Video directed by David Fine. Video produced by Peter Furia, David Fine & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Beau-J & Furia feat. Pakwit. Beat by Pete Nos. Video created by Seedwell. LYRICS: Alright ch'all! We already told you bout ghost ridin the whip, now about to teach you how to ghost whip the ride! Vibe with me y'all. The best thing you've never seen before It's the Invisible Riiiiide, It's the Invisible Riiiiiide (where'd your ride ride off to) Giddy-up and ghost whip the floor It's the Invisible Riiiiide, It's the Invisible Riiiiiide (where'd your ride ride off to) Picture me rollin in my 500 candy top Ghost whippin so hard, make ya panties drop Cuz my ride -- it's invisible baby Like this hotty ridin' shotty -- an invisible lady My ride's invisible, I gotta keep it clean I ain't ridin' dirty, I gotta be seen Make it bling while I sing in the wash Make it bling til while I eat the hell outta this ganache Scrub that body girl, go!, scrub that body girl, yeah! Scrub that body girl, oh!, scrub that body girl, yeah! Car so clean lookin' like a museum Rims spinnin' so fast that you can't see 'em Wom-en on the glass, straight naughty wet tee-in' The body of a clean European CHORUS I got a sunroof, and a sun floor and a sun hood, and a sun door Hey! Check beneath the front seat axel, bro "yo!" from my camel toe Go slow when I ghost whip, like my gramps No blind spots, switch lanes like a champ Ladies lined up, switch dames like a tramp Parlay with a leeamp like a peeamp And in the PM -- high beams Lith-i-um Shine to show the way for ghost whippin with my frieends I know -- it's hard to see what we in But you can do it too, just drop a squat and put the key in ------- Learn the secret new car invoice price of Real Rides by requesting a free new car prices quote!" The new car buying tips team will provide you with free advice on buying a new car and invoice prices. We are a trusted resource for new car buying, car dealer prices and dealer invoice prices. http://www.buyingadvice.com/ Tags: the invisible ride ghost whippin beau-j furia pakwit car rap song wash whipping riding funny comedy seedwell |
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BigDog Beta (early Big Dog quadruped robot testing) Check out the "Search Engine Rap Battle!": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w688s-AURE The hilarious, somewhat flawed predecessor to Boston Dynamics' infamous Big Dog Robot. For reference see: http://youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww Digg it here: http://digg.com/comedy/BigDog_Beta_Quadruped_Bot_Video_Is_So_Stupid_It_s_Hilarious Bigdog Beta's MySpace page: http://www.myspace.com/bigdogbeta Contact: info@seedwell.com Tags: bigdog robot big dog beta test video darpa military boston dynamics spoof parody satire seedwell pantless knights |
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"Mac or PC" Rap Music Video - Mac vs PC Don't forget to SUBSCRIBE to our channel! Pantless Knights Productions is bringing you its debut project "Mac or PC" whether you like it or not. Video directed by David Fine. Video produced by Peter Furia & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Furia & Beau-J. Music by Pete Nos. http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=257754034&s=143441 Get the song + remix now on iTunes and other online stores around the world!!! Just search for "mac or pc" Contact: macorpcvideo@gmail.com NOTE: SONG + REMIX ARE NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES AND OTHER ONLINE STORES AROUND THE WORLD!!! LYRICS: I'm a right-clicka I'm an iBook flippa Macs and PCs - no fight gets bigga Surf Safari or browse in I.E. Better know what you rep(resent) - a Mac or PC! USB 1-2.0, son, you don't know watch my data flow From MS-DOS command line prompts Black backgrounds, no special sauce Well I've only been around since '84 But my ease of use has done so much more From a Plus to a Classic to a II GS To a PowerPC, my OS is the best So clickable, design is lickable My aqua interface makes XP dispicable Quick I pull the RAM stick out the slot Then I swap it with generic cause the port is hot If you see life through an LCD Betta know your brand is it a Mac-or-PC? Take a look at Vista enjoy the view I suggest Premium or the ultimate skew cop a Dell with a graphics card - super fast turn the aero on and lick the glass Tiger's fast as hell But Leopard's got the boom Time machine is mad mean you're absurd - what's a zune? Middle name: innovate All features integrate Now stay the hell out of my developers' conferences! Nonsenses - I'm networking You're not working Stop staring at your built-in webcam YouTube surfing Ha! 1,000 views is pretty fresh ComputerGal36 even says I'm the best He is the best with his videos And cuts them all on his Final Cut Pro Mac, PC, and Me, At Last When I run IT'S A iPOD! Talk IT'S AN iPHONE! Stuff I gotta have no matter what It's an iLOAN! I want an Intel, plus CS3, but for now I'm streamin keynotes in bed Listenin to Steve Uh! Compatibility Everybody fits with me All the applications wanna get with my virility At any time Yo, it might go off And you can ride it Til it's Micro-Soft Huh! Pay attention I got a new invention Steal your next idea At the MacWorld Convention But guess what You'll always be behind Cuz Mac is a state of mind -------------- Since many people have asked... YES, the video was cut on a Mac. Tags: mac or pc vs spoof parody apple microsoft os commercial music video rap song computers vista leopard iphone zune wwdc |